The red sunset…

Words of Wisdom for the workplace

Lesson 1

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.

A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him:”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”

The crow said:”Sure, why not?”

So the rabbit sat and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared. It jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the Story:  To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very highup.

Lesson 2

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

“I would love to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey. “But I haven’t got the energy.”

The bull replied:”Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings? They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the 1st branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the 2nd branch.

Finally, after a fortnight, he perched proudly at the top of the tree. Soon, a farmer spotted and shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might getyou to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

I Cannot Stand It!

Seeing Gurmit Singh on television really makes me sick. Why must TCS always feature him everywhere for interviews? If he needs more demanding roles other than ‘LIFELINE’, why not we throw him on a deserted island for him to do journalism and survive for thirty days on his own?

We need fresh faces. I am tired of having to watch an old face over and over again that he’s becoming stale.

Well, I had to vent my frustration after seeing that old man in a wig doing interviews with the casts of ‘Fantastic Four’.

Top 10 break-up lines…

1. Looking back at the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: What was I thinking?

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.

3. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You’ll probably need it again.

4. When we were together, you always said you would die for me. Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.

5. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?

6. I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold and love, After meeting you, I’ve changed my mind.

7. Some day I hope to get married, but not to you.

8. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only 1 life-jacket, I’m going to miss you and think of you often.

9. We have been dating for a very long time. What do you say we call it quits?

10. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you’re not here to to ruin it for me.